In the late summer the Born Again Labor Museum began recreating alien messages and drawings in bottles found washed up on the Earth’s exosphere. As the letters were mostly from planets in existential crisis we named these “Fermi Bottles” after the Fermi Paradox.
Fermi Bottle #3: A letter from a planet whose residents are permanently on fire:
Partial Translation: We’re perpetually on fire. If you find this bottle, please put out Poshar. My name is Isso Pouch and my people are on fire forever. We are roasting to death.